What people are saying.
“With their clever mix of sexy, moving and funny songs from a wide variety of musical genres Paul and Carolyn are a wonderful addition to any evening”
—Alistair McGowan
“Certain to go down a treat at any social, dinner or corporate convention: you can't go wrong with Carolyn Allen's cheeky musical cabaret and Paul Smith's witty piano accompaniments”
— Michael Coveney Theatre Critic, Independent, WhatsOnSage
“Puts the Comedy back into Musical Comedy”
—Sir Richard Stilgoe
“Songs of happiness and humour - a real treat”
— Lord Cobbold of Knebworth House
“I loved The Totties! Funny, musically impeccable and Carrie is a force of nature. They could prise a big smile from anyone from crusty old high court judges to surly teenagers. Nobody could resist their infectious, energy-filled performances. I can't wait until next time!”
— Geoff Lloyd Absolute Radio
“If you want to see a hottie watch The Totties. Carolyn and Paul are a musical force -blending great piano playing with soaring, lush vocals, they bring great comedy to cleverly parodied songs. A MUST-SEE”
—Su Pollard.
"Clever, classy, original, stylish – and Carolyn is dead sexy too. All this, and Cole Porter too! To say nothing of Bizet ....who could ask for anything more"
— Gyles Brandreth
“Delia is one of the funniest parodies I have heard in years. Bliss!”
— Bill Maynard Actor ‘Heartbeat’
"Thank you for making me laugh out loud”
— Joanna Lumley